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It was recently revealed that Presidential aspirant and Florida governor Ron DeSantis is a majority stockholder in Jacksonville-based Kissy-Missy, Inc. Many Florida state officials and legislators have also bought stock in the company, as have a number of conservative religious leaders.

Kissy-Missy is named for the new libido-boosting drug, kisspeptin, which the company is incorporating into special cartridges for use in fog machines, to be demonstrated at the company’s first annual stockholders’ meeting on April 1, 2023. According to the company’s press release, the Kissy-Missy fog cartridges can be used to “generate the perfect atmosphere for proms, weddings, concerts, parties, conventions, religious revivals, and bars! Perfect for at-home use, too! Get yours now, before they’re woke-banned!”

For more on kisspeptin, see https://neurosciencenews.com/kisspeptin-hsdd-22434/?fbclid=IwAR1ZSVJ8fQN4Skksn5u3uHT_eryIm8nN5eEjGxaD1TMDHs0S0XR3cCuPtqI .

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