On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a MAGA hat for all to see!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two elections losing.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, three ladies suing.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four audits failing.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, five histories revising.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, six claims of winning.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, seven lawyers quitting.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eight states a-flipping.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, nine militias shooting.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ten senators plotting.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eleven juries blaming.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a would-be coup in Washington DeeCee!
The Twelve Days of Trumpmas
