Horror for the Throne

Horror for the Throne: One-Sitting Reads is due to be launched into the world on July 15. Some time before that it should be available for preorder. At that point, I (Tom) will start posting on Facebook and Twitter the following thirteen attempts to get the attention of potential buyers. One per day. I invite contributors (and others) to use these things too. Or to come up with more.

I quite like “It beats thinking about politics.”

1.  Entertain your family by screaming from behind a locked door! Get Horror for the Throne! <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary

2.  Oh! The pain! The blood! The horror! Get Horror for the Throne!  <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary

3.  Do you have trouble expressing yourself? Get Horror for the Throne! <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary

4.  Is your throne haunted? Get Horror for the Throne!  <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary

5.  Just because the door is locked doesn’t mean they can’t get you. Get Horror for the Throne!  <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary

6.  Sometimes it’s best not to look. Get Horror for the Throne!  <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary

7.  Is that really you in the mirror? Get Horror for the Throne!  <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary

8.  Some stains don’t wipe off. Get Horror for the Throne!  <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary

9.  It beats thinking about politics. Get Horror for the Throne!  <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary

10.  Look! The paneling is staring at you! Get Horror for the Throne!  <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary

11.  Trouble comes in piles. Get Horror for the Throne!  <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary

12.  Those gurgling pipes mean something is coming. For you! Get Horror for the Throne!  <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary

13.  When you stare into the mirror, the mirror is staring into you. Get Horror for the Throne!  <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary

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