Horror for the Throne: One-Sitting Reads is due to be launched into the world on July 15. Some time before that it should be available for preorder. At that point, I (Tom) will start posting on Facebook and Twitter the following thirteen attempts to get the attention of potential buyers. One per day. I invite contributors (and others) to use these things too. Or to come up with more.
I quite like “It beats thinking about politics.” 
1. Entertain your family by screaming from behind a locked door! Get Horror for the Throne! <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary
2. Oh! The pain! The blood! The horror! Get Horror for the Throne! <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary
3. Do you have trouble expressing yourself? Get Horror for the Throne! <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary
4. Is your throne haunted? Get Horror for the Throne! <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary
5. Just because the door is locked doesn’t mean they can’t get you. Get Horror for the Throne! <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary
6. Sometimes it’s best not to look. Get Horror for the Throne! <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary
7. Is that really you in the mirror? Get Horror for the Throne! <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary
8. Some stains don’t wipe off. Get Horror for the Throne! <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary
9. It beats thinking about politics. Get Horror for the Throne! <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary
10. Look! The paneling is staring at you! Get Horror for the Throne! <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary
11. Trouble comes in piles. Get Horror for the Throne! <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary
12. Those gurgling pipes mean something is coming. For you! Get Horror for the Throne! <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary
13. When you stare into the mirror, the mirror is staring into you. Get Horror for the Throne! <link>. #Bathroomfun #HorrorCommunity #Horrorfan #scary
